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m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

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gublernation:

have a jazzy thursday

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gublernation:

have a wistful wednesday

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sh4ne:

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caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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premiedonna:

Thirsty white boys will be the death of me

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ultrafacts:

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THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIRE!!

It never sets cause we never have any fucking sun past all the rain and train strikes

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using a poor quality webcam makes you look 10x better than you actually do and here is the proof

10x0=0 tho sooooooo

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